A cotton linen blend kitchen towel featuring all-over retro style designs and punny embroidered sentiment. Features a cotton tape loop in the corner for easy hanging. Machine-washable.
"What A Spud Muffin"
"Nice Melons"
"You've Got So Mushroom In Your Heart"
"Be A Kind Human Bean"
"Every Day I'm Brusselin"
"I Play Well With Udders"
"Don't Duck With Me"
"Duck You, You Ducking Ass"
"Rise & Shine Mother Cluckers"
"Picnic? Alpaca lunch"